Afternoon smile

Afternoon smile

Chocolate Ice cream

A lady walks into an ice cream parlor and says to the clerk—
“I would like a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry, and a pint of chocolate”

And the clerk says, “Lady, I’m sorry but we don’t have any chocolate”

The lady says, “Oh. Then I would like a quart of vanilla, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate”

And the clerk says again, “Lady, I said we don’t have any chocolate”

And then the lady says, “Well then, give me a gallon of vanilla, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate”

At this point, the clerk is getting somewhat irritated and he says, “Lady, can you spell Van in vanilla?”

The lady says “Of course. v-a-n.”

“Very good” says the clerk. “Now can you spell straw in strawberry?”

“Sure can” the lady said. “S-t-r-a-w”

“Outstanding” said the clerk. “Now can you spell "freak" in chocolate?”

The lady was somewhat taken aback by this and said, ”I am appalled that you would use such language in front of me. But for your information there is no "freak in chocolate.

And the clerk smiles and says, ”Lady, that’s what I have been trying to tell you.”
“We don’t have any "freak’n" chocolate.”

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