A man suffering from Covid-19 is in the hospital, where he has IV’s and an oxygen mask.
A cute, young student nurse comes in to give him a partial sponge bath. While she is doing so, he asks “Are my testicles black?”
She is a bit embarrassed, so tells him that she is only there to wash his upper body and feet. He replies “Fine, but are my testicles black?”
Figuring that, as a nurse, she’ll see all sorts of stuff, she relents and lifts his gown. Holding his “manhood” in one hand, she uses the other to carefully inspect things, and announces that everything seems to be fine.
The man takes off his oxygen mask and says “Thank you. That was very nice, but please listen to me carefully.” Then slowly says “Are...my...test...results...back?”