How did it start? Read on...
One Christmas Eve, things were going very badly up at the North Pole. Mrs Claus had a migraine, the elves were ****ing about loading the sleigh, Rudolph's nose wouldn't light, and Blitzen kicked Santa in the nuts while he was hitching the team up. Then just as the sleigh was taking off, a Christmas tree fell out of the gigantic bag of goodies and landed in the snow. A little angel picked up the tree and asked Santa what she should do with it.
And that's how it started.